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Drac is Back! Halloween Spooktacular (Part 2)
« on: October 31, 2016, 03:22:18 PM »
Ok, listen up dummies, Dracula knows why you came here. Thatís right, yíall want some of that scrape and lick action from the best! Well donít worry, Dracula got exactly what you need...

Take a look at that! Dracula donít look a day over 500! And Dracula still got all the moves too. Just because Dracula cooped up in some old nursing home donít mean Dracula ainít shakiní his groove thang! MMMM!

Oh, OW! Dracula think Dracula threw out his back! No worries! Dracula knows just the solution!

Oh thatís right! Dracula got his own Nano! This pretty little thang got almost all the grooviní the real Dracula got. Nano Dracula just happens to be younger than Dracula, so he can go longer, thatís all. Nano Dracula is one of those Blasty type Nanos or whatever. Dexter wasnít good at explaininí nothing, that dummy. Far as Dracula understands, that means Nano Dracula can beat the snot out of those Cosmic dummies, but he needs to be careful around those Adapter punks! Dracula think stupid rock, paper, scissors is for baby dummies!

Yíknow what really grinds Draculaís gears? Some fool took Draculaís old cape and is trying to IMPERSONATE Dracula! This creep also donít got no rhythm! He canít come close to Draculaís grooves, and he donít look a thing like Dracula. He looks like some cheap knock off or somethiní. Draculaís gonna need your help to find his hideout in Eternal Meadows and teach him the proper scrape and lick technique! I bet this dummy think Dracula sucks!

Draculaís got some sort of stupid developer note heís supposed to read off here.

ďFusionsí eyes are now a proper glowing red, unlike the original FusionFallís transparent orange. Weíve also changed Fusion Matter to look more glowy and goopy, and it now has a proper toon outline! We primarily based these changes off of promotional artwork, such as the loading screen.Ē

The heck is that stuff supposed to mean?! These developers seem like a bunch of dummies.

Draculaís got lots of jobs for you to do when you get your sorry butts over to Eternal Vistas. That jerk Bloo up in City Point thinks itís funny to play jokes on Dracula! He wonít even let Dracula play with his dumb games console! Draculaís also feeling thirsty. Make yourself useful and go get Dracula a glass of water, will ya? Draculaís also got a corner on the dog shampoo market. Some ugly kid in the cul-de-sac taught Dracula how to get rich quick, so Dracula bought up all the dog shampoo this side of City Hall! Some weirdo kid with a hair disorder at the nuclear plant seems interested in what Dracula has to offer, but Dracula hasnít made a single taro yet!

Looks like this is all the time Draculaís got. Now now, donít get all teary eyed on Dracula. Dracula just cleaned this suit! Tell you what, Draculaís gonna stick around for a while on the forums and see whatís up. You dummies alright in Draculaís book.

Now donít this look familiar? What a couple of dummies!


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